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Mornings are the Worst (AmericaxReader)

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"Come on (Name)! Wake up! The hero can't wait around all day!" Alfred yelled at your sleeping form. But instead of his sexy girlfriend, all he saw was a human burrito.

"Leave me be." Mumble the form that happened to be you. You rolled over, letting (h/c) tendrils of hair slide out. Like most non-morning-people, you were irritable, and would rather stay in bed until a proper waking hour. Like noon. But no, your American boyfriend thought it would be fun to wake you up at six in the morning to go stand in line for some video game. Alfred sure had his proprieties straight, now didn't he?

"Fine, you are making me resort to cruel methods! You may never be heard from again, unless you get your lazy-ass out of bed!"

"Go to hell." You grumbled, burrowing farther into the plush blankets.

"That was your last chance (Name)!" Alfred said, before running into the bathroom that was jointed to the master bedroom of the small house that you two shared.

"Whatever." You stated, dozing off, hoping not to be bothered for another four hours or so. Slowly, you slipped in to dreamland once more.

"Okay, I will give you to a count of five to roll your sexy butt out of bed." Alfred said, pulling you back up from your utopia of anime boys, and candy.

"No."

"Five."

"Never."

"Four."

"You can't take me alive."

"Three."

"You couldn't hurt me."

"Two."

"Bring it on."

"One"

"Yeah wha- HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Alfred had manged to scoop you up in his arms, blankets and all and was now marching you to the bathroom. To where you heard, oh no, water running.

"Alfred, drop me in the shower, and your dead meat!" You cried, but resistance was futile.

"Sorry (Name), I warned you. And after all, I did call you sexy this morning. Does that make up for something?" He sighed, and plopped you in the tub, where the shower-head proceeded  soaking you and all your bed's covers. The cold water instantly washed away all grogginess that had clouded your eyes and brain. Shooting your nerves into hyper-mode.

"Alfred, I am going to kill you!" You seethed, finally managing to unearth yourself from the heavy pounds of soaked cotton. Your (e/c) orbs bored into him, hoping to set the blonde on fire.

"Hey (Name), can you hurry up with your shower, I don't want to be late!" He said over his shoulder as the male pranced out. Satisfaction painted on his features.

Oh the nerve that man had.
Haha, what? Lol, I have been sick, so I haven't been on the computer much. Only to check tumblr and such... Thought I like this a lot! I was originally going write this for Germany, but accents are hard to write, so that's why i stuck to writing America and England so far... But yeah! My angst Male reader piece I did for America was rather popular, so instead of killing you off again, I just shoved into a cold shower. But hey, you got a sexy boyfriend, am I right?

But yeah, I really should update more regularly...

Hetalia and America belong to :iconhimaruyaplz:

And you belong to :iconsexyamericaplz:

Edit: Holy S***, 500+ views? Where did you all come from?! Thank you thank you thank you
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kailsauce's avatar
nooo you dont put fabric in water unless its in a washing machine ahhhhh



expecially blankets wtf is wrong with you

you satan of a human being i cringe at the idea of blankets in the fucking showers